What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber
take
the family silver?
Time to get a new watchdog.
AtleighLexpZ
A group of mountain
climbers once heard
Father Christmas go past.
They must have had sharp ears!
They
were mountain-ears!
KeijiBarnumoe
Which baseball team is currently the favourite
with hamburger fans?
The Cincinnati Reds -because they're the
Big Bread Machine!
OsKinneyIJ
"I guess I didn't get my birthday wish."
"How do you know?"
"You're still here!"
KennyFinnurUh
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that
90% of accidents occur around the home?
A: She moved.
ClustAlleynaG
Q. What do you
get when you cross a
crooked
politician with a dishonest lawyer?
A. Chelsea Clinton
PaschalAodhaighwf
Waiter, there's a dead
fly in my
soup!
What do you expect for $1 - a live one?
TempletonAedusVQ
Learner driver: What happens when
everything's coming your way? Instructor: You're in the wrong
lane.
AzaraelTeyozs
I'd like a new frog, please.
But you bought
one only yesterday. What happened?
It Kermit-ted suicide.
FilipeSikyatavoTv
What's the difference between a peeping Tom and
someone who's just got out of the bath?
One is rude and nosey.
The other is nude and rosey!
HarrimanLawtonlx